A young couple standing at the altar listen to the preacher recite the wedding vows. Speak now or forever hold their pea—This is a horrible idea, said the priest. The bride is in disbelief…that is, after the groom agreed with the priest. Daddy runs over until he is clothes-lined by the groom. I always hated you, said the groom, you taste like old…every time I kiss your daughter I taste your oldness. The priest reaches over and lays a thick kiss on the bride. He agrees and high-fives the groom. The mother of the bride screams, followed by a head-to-wall banging. Oh great, now I have to get someone to paint over that, said the priest. The old lady sitting at the organ plays a baseball tune. The ring boy picks up a candlestick and starts swinging away. That's my boy over there, said a dad to a woman.
Music:
Sander Van Doorn gives London's pop-songstress Sia a major (or minimal) remix treatment. When the vocal break kicks in ala Blondie, suddenly a name like "The girl you lost to cocaine" is all too suiting.
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